No stitches, just platelets and will power
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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