FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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