they need to just BURY HIM!
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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