toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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