Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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