I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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