Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Randomize
