Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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