Moan for me like Helen Keller
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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