am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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