and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
He passed out mid-signature
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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