I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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