hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i just google imaged poop.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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