Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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