i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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