I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
pop tarts are not kleenex
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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