rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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