If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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