I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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