I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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