it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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