id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
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