I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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