Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
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