if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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