Midget sex pt 2 tonight
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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