I'm drive I can fine osifer
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
i think i just naturally attract stoners
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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