shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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