I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Randomize
