glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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