It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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