I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
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