Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
pray to the hookup gods
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
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