Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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