why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
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The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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