I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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