She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
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