No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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