its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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