why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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