What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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