just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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