Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Randomize
