he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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