Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
You're earring is so big in my mouth
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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