on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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