school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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