i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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