Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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