I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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