This is not my ceiling
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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