if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
we're making bets on your personal life
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
This is my gift to your gina
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Randomize